Funny how they market it as, "From the director of Bourne Ultimatum and Mr. & Mrs. Smith." You know what I think? I think this is an ultimate date movie. I hope you watch it during Valentine's day. But hey, you make out in between scenes and probably get a head start on a blow job when David pops from London to Fiji.

Hey sorry man, but this movie is only worth its special effin' visual Fx. Seriously, you can do naughty things, then gasp "Hey look he's eating a sandwich on the top of the Egyptian Sphinx," alright! Then back to what you're doing in between legs or so on.

Yup, it's that bad. The main characters are weak and loose, not to mention the plot. I mean, at the start of the movie, you get so excited because it's like X-men-ish slash Heroes-ish. And then you realize, "So what he could travel without a passport?"

It's not even a "save the world" superhero movie. I mean, David (the main character) points it out in one scene, making reference to Marvel Comics Duos. He is kind of thinking about Batman and Robin, except for there is only saving the girl from the bad guys and no saving the world. More on saving himself. Bummer!

You know what I think? I think there is a sequel. Oh please good heavens there ought to be, because I believe I just watch an hour or so of a preface of a book.

For what it's worth, I give kudos to the special effects team. Boo to the writers, director and actors. But I heard, this movie is a box-office hit(?).